A Day in Guatemala

Guatemala, my second home, is a beautiful and diverse country.  It has everything from the beautiful Lago Atitlan, the ancient pyramids of Tikal, the magnificent cascading waterfalls of Semuc Champey, the colonial cobbled streets of Antigua shaded by active Pacaya, and a proud and busy second city in Xela crowned by Volcan Santa Maria in the distance.

When I first came to Guatemala, I expected it’s natural beauty, but I’ve been continually surprised by Guatemala’s economic and educational gaps.  About 69% of Guatemalans older than 15 are literate and according to the CIA world factbook 56% of Guatemalans live in poverty.  In Guatemala the wealthy and educated are very wealthy and, as a teacher I may say this, fairly well educated, but they are in stark contrast to the poor that make up the rest of the country.

On any day in Xela I walk by members of the lower class.  Typically dressed in tipicos (their traditional dress) chewing gum and smiling or laughing with a baby on her back and a basket of corn tortillas balanced perfectly on her head.  She works hard, but is economically just above the handicapped beggars.  Many beggars are missing legs, teeth, arms, or other essential body parts, and are forced to sit on street corners waiting for any change to fall toward them.  Both the girl and the beggar have been forced to scrape the dust of the wealthy for a living, which has not given them the time to be educated.  And without education a person can’t grow.  They are forced to do menial jobs.  One such job might be charging one quetzal (Guatemala’s currency 8 quetzals to 1 dollar) to use their bathroom on the side of the road.

Having lived in Guatemala for three years, I feel like I’ve seem most of her extremes; her natural beauty, her wealth, and her poverty, but often I don’t encounter them in one day.  But that is just what happened during the first weekend of Holy Week.  While on the bus to Guatemala City I saw poverty.  Well, I wasn’t on the bus.  I’d jumped off between Solola and the next town.  My bladder was screaming, so I was thankful when the bus stopped so the driver could grab a snack.  It was 8:30 am and the roadside was teaming with food vendors.  I could tell I had time to empty my body of the Dr. Pepper I’d drunk.  As I stepped off the bus, I saw a little boy in a plain t-shirt, no older than second grade, manning a table in front of what seemed to be a room for bathrooms.  Growing up in the states I still dislike paying for restrooms, but I am sure this kid and his family are doing all that they can for a living, so I payed him the Q and walked past the table.  What I found was not a bathroom, the floor was dirt and it didn’t have a  complete roof (tin topped the stalls so at least if it was raining I could relieve myself and not get wet), but an unfinished section of the building with three old blue wooden doors with three 10 gallon barrels filled with water in front.  Two of the doors were locked from the outside, I’m assuming the toilets behind those doors were broke beyond repair because a dirty toilet hasn’t stopped many Guatemalans from using them, and the third was occupied.

I glanced over my shoulder to see if the bus was still there.  I could see the top of the bus from the natural skylight the boy’s family had designed into their building (it’s fun to look for the positives in these situations).  As I waited in line I realized that the water in the barrels was for flushing (not all of Guatemala has running water).  Each barrel contained a small bucket so the user could tote the water into the toilet and flush down their deposit.  The first stall opened up and I wanted to bolt inside, but the man had to fill the toilet so he could flush.  Ages passed and the line wasn’t getting shorter so I decided to pick a spot in the corner and moistened the dirt bellow my feet.  After making water I turned to see the bus rolling away.  Thank goodness for that skylight.  I zipped up and ran.  I was not the only one running, a few of the other patrons were dashing toward the bus as well.  Fortunately the bus stopped and I climbed aboard and made it to Guatemala City.  In the city I saw extravagance.

After an American breakfast at IHOP, the pancakes tasted refreshingly good, I made it to Oakland Mall.  If my description of the roadside rest stop matched most of your pre-conceived notions of Guatemala, even my little sister asked me when I first moved down here if I was living in a hut, then let Oakland Mall completely destroy those notions.  It is grand; home to an aquarium, a large food court and a beautiful movie theater.  Seeing a movie was the whole reason why I went to Guatemala City.  The VIP movie theater is outfitted with fully reclining leather seats and waiters ready to take your order from a complete menu all for only 68 Q (under 10 dollars), making it the fanciest movie theater I’ve ever watched a movie in.  It felt like luxury meant for kings.

It’s funny how after three years in Guatemala a day like this has come to feel normal.  Most people would experience culture shock.  Maybe I can chalk it up to the dismissive phrase, “Only in Guatemala.”  Yes Guatemala is beautifully diverse, and yes some if it’s extremes need to change, but for now I’m going to enjoy where I live.

Emmy, Guatemala, and a Turkey!

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Thanksgiving is a time for turkeys and families or since my Grandpa used to call me a turkey maybe it’s just a time for turkeys.  For the first time in two years, I was able to spend my Thanksgiving with a turkey . . . I mean family member.  Emmy, my little sister, traveled down to visit me and my students (I think she spent more time with them than she did with me).

Having family visiting me was a delectable, no wait that’s just how good the Thanksgiving feast was at my school.  Emmy and I went zip lining, hiked up La Muela (my favorite hike), and went to Antigua so we could summit a volcano and spend an exorbitant amount of time shopping.  Emmy is a shopaholic and I just wanted to spend time with her, so I obliged.  We weaved in and out of the artisan market as if we were skilled lab rats sniffing out the cheese.  Emmy filled her entire second suitcase with gifts, and not all of them were for herself!

Before I list all of the gifts that Emmy bought, let’s back up to our time in Xela.  Emmy stayed with the Figeuroa’s.  They have a beautiful house and Dani, my student who’s just a year younger than Emmy, graciously shared her room.  The Figeuroa’s have been great to me over the last two years, so it was nice for Emmy to meet them.  Upon her arrival they invited us over for dinner.  I’d forgotten to tell them Emmy doesn’t eat meat, I guess I’m the turkey, but she ate it anyway.  Later that night I baked a pizza and we played games.  It was a real blessing to have Emmy here and for her to have a beautiful place to stay.

While staying in Xela was nice, it couldn’t top our trip down to the coast where we zip lined.  Zip lining with Emmy was amazing.  Two years ago when she came down with my parents, the only thing she’d wanted to do was zip line, but the course we’d picked left us both unsatisfied.  So, I made sure we tried it again.  Emmy and Dani started off the day terrified for their lives.  I had to reassure Dani several times that she wasn’t going to die. Dani’s a turkey because she assured me she was going to die while we hiked up to the top of the mountain before we zipped down.  I think she thought the hike was going to kill her.  However, by the end of the trip they were so excited that the girls were trying to spit on cars as they cruised over the top of the highway.

Taking Emmy up La Muela was a blast, literally.  La Muela used to be an active volcano and what is left now is everything the blast left behind.  When she’d visited before, her hip wasn’t strong enough to do the hike.  I guess that’s what happens when you dislocated it twice.  Dislocated hips sure are turkeys.  Yet this time Emmy made it up to the top like a champ.  The view at the summit of La Muela is beautiful.  You can see all of mountainous Xela.  Sharom, another one of my students who hiked with us, kept saying, “I can see my house!!”  She also said stuff like, “I can’t make it.  I’m done. No, really, I’m done.”  What a turkey.  Fortunately she made it all the way up to the top.  Even though she said she’d never do the hike again, I’m pretty sure she’s proud of herself.  Seeing my little sister in one of my favorite places in Guatemala was a real blessing.

I think Emmy enjoyed the hike almost as much as she enjoyed playing turkey tag with my kindergarten class.  All of the little kids were hamming it up, or should I say turkeying it up while Emmy was around.  They love to show off how cute they are to new people.  And you can’t get much cuter than the kindergarten class.

When Emmy and I finally made it to Antigua I was ready for some brother and sister bonding time.  She was ready to shop.  She also wanted to see lava so I took her up Pacaya, the evil volcano that delayed my fight home last May.  The hike was easy, but the guide decided to take us to where the lava wasn’t flowing.  What a turkey!  We did get to roast marsh mellows but, it wasn’t over flowing lava.  I guess nothing is perfect.  Even though we didn’t get to see lava, my time with Emmy was perfect.  I’m glad my turkey season was graced by my turkey of a little sister.